Chief Kombucha Courier: Job Description
Unleash Your Inner Brew Crew Hero!
Are you ready to roll through the island, spreading good vibes and even better bubbles? Do you possess a sixth sense for adventure, a playlist that jams as hard as our fermentation tanks, and a love for the vibrant tang of slow-brewed kombucha? If your answer is a fizzy “YES!” then welcome to your dream gig as our Chief Kombucha Courier!
We’re on the hunt for energetic, people-loving, groove-powered delivery persons who can carry the torch (and the bottles) of our handcrafted, slow-brewed kombucha directly to the doors of our devoted fans. This isn’t just a job—it’s your ticket to the most effervescent ride in the business, where your charisma is as valued as your punctuality, and your sense of style is only rivaled by your commitment to customer joy.
What You’ll Be Doing (a.k.a. The Kombucha Crusade)
- Kombucha On Wheels: You’ll become the flavour ambassador of our slow-brewed magic, navigating island streets, winding lanes, and hidden alleyways with a smile. Whether it’s a one-off drop-off or a full-on office kegerator refill, your mission is clear: bring the brew, spread the cheer!
- Vibe Delivery Extraordinaire: Every delivery is a chance to make someone’s day a bit brighter. You’ll be the face (and sometimes the funky hat) of our brand, ensuring every customer encounter is memorable, friendly, and filled with the fizzy spirit of our kombucha.
- Bubble Guardian: Our kombucha is alive, kicking, and bubbling with probiotics. You’ll treat every bottle and keg as precious cargo, making sure it arrives fresh, cool, and ready to pop. Think of yourself as part delivery expert, part kombucha bodyguard.
- Slow Brew Storyteller: Customers love knowing what’s inside their bottle. Be ready to share the origin story of our batches, the benefits of slow fermentation, and maybe even your favorite funky flavor. You’re not just dropping off drinks—you’re weaving the tale of the brew!
- Feedback Funkmaster: Got an ear for customer insights? Take note of feedback, suggestions, or rave reviews and pass them along to the team.
You’re our eyes and ears on the street—a kombucha whisperer in sneakers. Who You Are (a.k.a. The Kombucha Dream Candidate)
- People Person Supreme: You can chat with anyone—from yoga instructors to business execs to the quiet artist on the third floor. Your smile is contagious, and your energy is legendary.
- Funky & Punctual: Your sense of fun is matched only by your respect for other people’s time. You love a surprise dance break, but you never miss a delivery window.
- Navigation Ninja: You know the island like the back of your hand (or you’re best friends with your GPS). Traffic snarls? Closed roads? You’ve got it covered—and you always find a creative route.
- Eco-Warrior: You care about the planet as much as we do. You’re all about low-emission vehicles, reusable packaging, and leaving nothing behind but good vibes and empty bottles.
- Beverage Buff: Maybe you’re already a kombucha connoisseur—or maybe you’re just curious and eager to learn. Either way, you’re excited to dive deep into the world of slow-brewed ferments.
Your (Funky) Daily Adventure
- Start your shift by checking out the day’s deliveries and mapping your journey.
- Pick up your cargo—fresh, slow-brewed kombucha in all its dazzling flavors.
- Don your snazziest hat, strap on your favorite playlist, and hit the road.
- Make timely and safe deliveries, always with a smile, a story, and maybe even a top-secret kombucha fact.
- Snap a selfie with happy customers (optional, but highly encouraged for our socials!).
- Answer questions about the brewing process, flavor profiles, or the difference between SCOBY and plain ol’ yeast.
- Return to HQ, share customer insights, and celebrate another day of bubble-powered adventures!
Skills, Experience & Special Powers
- Valid driver’s license (bonus points if you’re a cycling superstar or have an electric scooter!)
- Ability to lift and carry cases of kombucha (sometimes up stairs, always with care)
- Customer service experience—or a proven talent for making people smile
- A flair for the dramatic (costumes, puns, and positive energy are always welcome)
- Attention to detail when it comes to addresses, special instructions, and flavour requests
- Willingness to taste-test new brews and participate in the occasional team dance-off
- You are at the best age: 25 or over, for insurance purposes
Why Join Our Brew Crew?
- Competitive hourly pay
- Employee discounts on all kombucha flavours
- Opportunities for growth—as our business bubbles up, so can your career!
- Regular team hangouts, flavour brainstorming sessions, and kombucha tastings
- Get paid to spread happiness, one bottle at a time
- Flexible schedule that makes room for your passions or side-gigs
- Be part of a company that cares about the earth, the community, and, of course, the perfect fizz
How To Apply
Ready to jump on the kombucha caravan? Send us your CV, a short note about your favorite funk (musical or otherwise), and tell us about a time you made someone’s day. Bonus points for creativity—show us your personality, your playlists, and maybe your best kombucha-inspired dance move!
We can’t wait to meet you—the island’s about to get a whole lot fizzier, and you might just be the one to deliver the sparkle.
Stay bubbly, stay funky, and keep those wheels turning!
Applications for Guernsey - brewery@ktea.gg
Applications for Jersey - sales@ktea.je